TayTheZombie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF KINGDOM HEARTS ! XEMNAS VS AXEL ! BEGIN! Xemnas : The Superior is speaking, know your place number eight. Have you got your rhymes memorized ? Too little too late. I’m the king of the Nobodies, the lord and master of Nothingness. Wearing armor, sitting on my throne, riding my dragon of awesomeness. I’m the BOSS, chilling up here in my sixty feet tall chair. You’re a closet pedophile with Sonic the Hedgehog hair. Light and Darkness are eternal, therefore I must be too. Though no more eternal than the bombs I’ll be dropping on you. Axel: Clearly you didn’t get it memorized. I’m A-X-E-L

Let's get down to business. to defeat, the light. Did they send me Heartless, when I asked, for Nobodies. You're the emotionless bunch I ever met, but you can bet, before we're through. Number (?), I'll make a Nobody, out of you... Tranquil as Marluxia, but like Axel, within. Once you find your Heart, you are sure, to disappear. You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot. And you haven't got a heart. Somehow, I'll, make a Nobody, out of you... You're never gonna feel again. Say g'bye to those who knew you. You're a fool for cutting out on missions. Number I's got them scared to death. Hope they don't find my sea-salt ic

Be....my...test! Be my test! Be my successful experiments (unlike the rest) Microscope here. Test tubes over there. If you sprout another arm then I digressed. Flask fill with mystery I will be part of medical history. I'm sure the expiration date is meaningless Let's try the purple stuff No need to feel too suspicious It'll be full of auspicious Don't be quirk. Don't be anse. Are you allergic to this by any chance? I'm not sure what's inside this I must confessed!!!!!! I'll tie this rope a bit tighter No room for fighter Be my test! Be my test! Be my test!!!!! Lot's of germs Make your squirm Latex glove Let's get rid of No need for antido

Thirteen Organization members, Naming favorite smells. Roxas sniffed a foul scent; Then there were twelve. Twelve Organization members, Getting up at seven. No one wanted to wake Larxene; Then there were eleven. Eleven Organization members, In the garden when Marluxia found forget-me-nots; Then there were ten. Ten Organization members, Getting along just fine. Luxord lost in Crazy Eights; Then there were nine. Nine Organization members, Staying up late. Demyx was being way too loud; Then there were eight. Eight Organization members, Barbecue at eleven. Axel burned the kabobs again; Then there were seven. Seven Organiza